President Flump was elected because he claimed to be a representative of the common man. He was assassinated because he was not.
The funeral was meant to be a sombre affair. Attended by the political leaders and dignitaries from around the world it started out that way. The leaders each gave a speech which spoke of a President Flump which never existed. They all said he was a great man, an intelligent and tireless worker who strove to bring the old corrupt system down and for this he was murdered.
An old man in a dark suit was delivering the same old tired lies when the ghost of Jimi Hendrix walked onto the pulpit of the church. There were gasps as Jimi pushed the tired old man off the platform. He waited for silence before speaking in a loud voice that everyone heard. “So let us stop talkin’ falsely now. The hour’s getting late”.
With that Jimi waved an arm in an arc and released a handful of magical dust which spread across the entire church.
The result was that the world leaders saw reality for the first time. They all realised President Flump was an absolute turd of a man and deserved to be seen off with a celebration of his death. The party began in earnest.
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