Bert was walking towards town when he noticed that a person was riding a purple motorcycle slowly along the road towards him. He heard the engine rev up wildly and the rider pop the clutch out. The Kawasaki 900 reared up on the back wheel at an angle of about 60 degrees and roared forward in a magnificent wheelie. The rider continued past him at speed before lowering the front wheel to the ground and then the rider performed a tyre-smoking half-donut turn.
The motorcycle returned back towards Bert. The rider rode at a moderate speed and when a few metres distant pulled up on the t-shirt being worn to reveal a pair of breasts that belonged to an old woman! The shock of this had Bert take a dramatic leap backwards and he exclaimed “What the…!”. The old woman cackled at him and shouted “Do you want a root!” Bert was stunned. He didn’t know what to say, he was so shocked he took off and ran back home.
Later Bert was to report this to the local police. When Senior Sergeant Piper was told of these events he just shook his head and wandered away muttering – “what’s the world coming to?”
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